♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE A MYSTERY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ YOU'LL FIND IN EACH CALAMITY ♪
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THE NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
HEATHCLIFF!
OH, NO! OH, NO!
HEATHCLIFF, DON'T!
NO! WAIT!
IN THIS BUSINESS, TIMING IS EVERYTHING.
[CRYING]
THAT HEATHCLIFF IS DESCENDED
FROM A LONG LINE OF BAD PUSSYCATS.
HEH HEH HEH!
THEY GOT THEIR JOB TO DO, AND I'VE GOT MINE.
HEATHCLIFF, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.
GRANDPA IS GONNA SHOW US THE NUTMEG FAMILY TREE.
NOW, ON THIS BRANCH OF THE NUTMEG FAMILY TREE,
WE FIND ORVILLE NUTMEG.
NOW, ORVILLE NUTMEG, YOU'LL BE PROUD TO KNOW,
INVENTED THE WORLD'S FIRST STEAM-POWERED ROLLER SKATE.
WELL, THAT WASN'T A BIG SUCCESS.
UHH...
HE WAS WAY AHEAD OF HIS TIME.
BORING!
[YAWNS]
THAT'S NEAT, GRANDPA. SHOW US MORE.
OH.
MY FAMILY TREE.
I WONDER WHO MY ANCESTORS WERE.
NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT THIS BRANCH OF MY FAMILY WAS LIKE.
HEY, EVERYBODY, ORANGE BART IS COMING!
ORANGE BART?!ORANGE BART?!
THAT'S RIGHT! ORANGE--
WHOA!
[THUNDER]
[TEETH CHATTERING]
GIMME A DISH OF MILK.
Y-Y-YES, SIR!
LEAVE THE BOTTLE.
HEY, EVERYBODY, THE CALICO KID IS COMIN'!
THE CALICO KID?!THE CALICO KID?!
THAT'S WHAT I SAID! THE CALICO--
WHOA!
[CRASH]
KID.
ARE YOU ORANGE BART?
UH, WHO'S ASKIN'?
THE CALICO...
KID.
I'M ORANGE BART.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
I HEAR YOU'RE THE FASTEST FISH IN THE WEST,
AND I AIM TO FIND OUT IF IT'S TRUE.
IT'S TRUE.
WELL, LET'S FIND OUT FOR SURE.
GO FOR YOUR FISH, KID.
WHOA.
THAT ANSWERS MY QUESTION.
THANK YOU VER--
VERY MUCH.
OH, DEAR!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
FIT AS A FIDDLE, MISS LILY.
OH, BARTHOLOMEW!
BARTHOLOMEW?!BARTHOLOMEW?!
HA HA HA!HA HA HA!
BARTHOLOMEW...
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA HANG UP YOUR FISH?
I'LL HANG UP MY FISH WHEN YOU SAY YOU'LL MARRY ME.
OH, I WILL, MARRY YOU! I WILL!
[SNIFFS]
PHEW!
ORANGE BART.
NOW, THERE'S AN ANCESTOR I'M PROUD OF HAVING.
FASTEST FISH IN THE WEST.
I WONDER WHO MY ANCESTOR WAS
IN THIS PART OF THE FAMILY TREE.
GOOD DAY TO THEE, KIND SIR.
I AM HEATHIN HOOD,
AND I MUST ASK THEE TO HAND OVER THY GOLD
SO THAT I MIGHT GIVE IT AWAY
TO ALL THE CREATURES OF THE FOREST.
GET THEE LOST!
AND NOW, KIND SIR,
LET US TO BATTLE GO.
♪ I'M HEATHIN HOOD, AND I'M KIND AND GOOD ♪
♪ AND I SING ALL DAY IN THE ENGLISH WOOD ♪
♪ HE'S SINGS ALL DAY IN THE ENGLISH WOOD ♪
♪ WITH MY MERRY MEOWS, I LAUGH AND PLAY ♪
♪ AND I'M NICE TO THE DOGGIES WHO LIKE TO SAY ♪
♪ HE'S HEATHIN HOOD, AND HE'S KIND AND GOOD ♪
♪ HE SINGS ALL DAY IN THE ENGLISH WOOD ♪
♪ YES, I SING ALL DAY IN THE ENGLISH WOOD ♪
YEECH! I'M HEATHIN HOOD, AND I'M KIND AND GOOD!
YEECH!
WELL, I GUESS EVERY FAMILY HAS ONE OR 2 BLACK SHEEP.
KIND TO THE DOGGIES?
YEECH!
MAYBE I'LL HAVE BETTER LUCK
WITH THIS BRANCH OF THE FAMILY.
GET YOUR TUNA FISH HERE!
FRESH BONES! FRESH BONES HERE!
[FANFARE]
PETS OF ROME,
WELCOME TO THE GLADIATOR MATCH OF THE YEAR!
IN THIS CORNER, THE CHALLENGER,
WEIGHING IN AT 5 3/4 POUNDS,
THE CRUSHER FROM RUSSIA,
HERMAN THE HUN!
BOO! BOO! BOO!
I'LL SHOW THEM.
AND IN THIS CORNER,
THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION,
THE MENACE FROM VENICE,
THE CAT WHO TOOK "GLAD" OUT OF "GLADIATOR,"
THE ONE AND ONLY...
HEATHACUS!
YAY! YAY! YAY!
HEATHACUS BUTTONS!
GET YER HEATHACUS BUTTONS HERE!
ARE YOU HAVING FUN, HUN?
WHOA!
I'M GONNA MAKE CAESAR SALAD OUT OF THAT GUY.
ROUND ONE GOES TO THE MENACE FROM VENICE,
THE FOAMIN' ROMAN,
HEATHACUS!
OK, BOSS, NOW GO OUT THERE
AND GIVE HIM THE OL' BARBARIAN RAZZLE-DAZZLE.
BLIND HIM WITH YOUR FOOTWORK.
UH, BUT FIRST, SIGN THIS INSURANCE POLICY.
WHOA!
THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS!
THE WINNER AND STILL CHAMPIO--OHH!
HAVE A NICE FLIGHT, GUYS.
[CHEERING]
I COME FROM A LONG LINE OF BAD PUSSYCATS.
Boy: COME ON, HEATHCLIFF!
WAKE UP!
HEATHCLIFF, I JUST RODE BY THE GARBAGE DUMP ON MY BICYCLE
AND SAW A BIG TOUGH CAT CHASING SONYA.
HUH?
GRRR!
WAIT FOR ME!
[PANTING]
HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE KISS?
YIKE!
I'D RATHER KISS A PIT BULL!
HERE COMES LOVER BOY!
HERE I AM, SONYA!
HAVE NO FEAR. HEATHACUS--
I MEAN HEATHCLIFF IS HERE!
AW, COME ON, SONYA!
JUST A LITTLE SMOOCH!
HEH HEH HEH!
BOY, CAN THAT GIRL KISS!
I COME FROM A LONG LINE OF BAD PUSSYCATS!
[GASPS]
IT'S HEATHCLIFF!IT'S HEATHCLIFF!
THERE GOES ONE TOUGH CAT.
IT'S A FAMILY TRADITION.
♪ HIS NAME'S HEATHCLIFF, AND HE'S ONE TOUGH CAT ♪
♪ IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE ♪
♪ HE'S WHERE IT'S AT
♪ HIS NAME'S HEATHCLIFF, AND HE'S ONE TOUGH CAT ♪
♪ IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE ♪
♪ HE'S WHERE IT'S AT
♪ AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE VET AWAY ♪
BUT I DON'T WANT A HAIRCUT.
BUSH, YOU CAN'T SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
WHY, THAT'S THE SILLIEST THING I EVER HEARD.
GRRR!
RUFF! RUFF!
YIIIKE!
THAT DOG SURE GOT A CRAZY RHYTHM.
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP PICKING ON POOR BUSH?
THE GUY'S GOT ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT.
HE THINKS HE'S GONNA GET FIRED FROM HIS OTHER JOB.
WHAT OTHER JOB?
HE'S MOONLIGHTING AS A NIGHT WATCHDOG IN A CANDY WAREHOUSE.
HAH! BUSH?!
A WATCHDOG?!
I HEARD THAT!
OH, HI, BUSH.
CLEO TELLS ME YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE AT YOUR JOB.
YEAH. I CAN'T CATCH WHO'S STEALING THE CHOCOLATE.
I THINK I'M GONNA GET FIRED.
YOU'RE LUCKY.
RIFF RAFF'S GONNA VOLUNTEER TO WORK WITH YOU
AND HELP YOU SOLVE THE MYSTERY.
I WILL?
YOU WILL, IF YOU WANNA SEE ME AGAIN.
OK, OK.
THAT'S STEP NUMBER ONE.
IF YOU'RE HUNGRY, YOU'LL FIND SOME GUMDROPS.
ONE QUESTION, YOU GUYS.
WHY AM I IN HERE?
SO NO ONE CAN SEE ME TAKE YOU TO THE WAREHOUSE.
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, JUST KNOCK.
[KNOCK KNOCK]
WHO'S THERE?
IT'S ME--RIFF RAFF.
YEAH? WH-WHERE ARE YOU?
I'M IN YOUR LUNCHBOX, REMEMBER?
OH, YEAH, YEAH, SURE. I FORGOT.
WANT A GUMDROP?
NO, THANKS.
GEE, I WISH I KNEW HOW THEY SWIPED ALL OF THAT CHOCOLATE.
I MEAN, THE BOXES DON'T WALK AWAY ON THEIR OWN, RIGHT?
I'LL JUST SEE IF OUR FRIEND THERE NEEDS A LIFT.
HEH HEH HEH!
[PANTING]
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
[TRAIN WHISTLE]
SEND ME A POSTCARD!
PUT UP YOUR DUKES!
2 MORE PLUNDERING POODLES COMING UP!
POODLE FLIGHT 101 LEAVING RIGHT NOW!
AAH! AAH!
OK, BUSTER, ONE LAST CHANCE!
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?
BUSH, YOU'RE GRILLING A COAT RACK.
I AM?
CASE CLOSED.
I GOT RID OF YOUR CHOCOLATE THIEVES.
ALL 3 OF THEM WERE POODLES.
DID YOU SAY POODLES?
OH, NO!
THAT'S GOTTA BE PUNKO AND HIS GANG.
PUNKO?
YEAH. PUNKO.
HE'S THE LEADER OF ONE MEAN GANG OF POODLES.
NAH. ALL POODLES ARE SISSIES.
I'LL PRETEND I DIDN'T HEAR THAT COMMENT.
Bushy: IT'S HIM!
HE DON'T LOOK SO TOUGH.
NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG.
ALL POODLES ARE NOT SISSIES.
I SHOULD NOT HAVE GENERALIZED LIKE THAT.
YOU GUYS BETTER SCRAM, OR YOU GOT BIG TROUBLE.
YOU GOT SPIRIT, BUT NOT MUCH ELSE.
OH, YEAH?
THESE 2 CLOWNS KNOW WHO WE ARE NOW,
SO WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE 'EM ALONG.
LET'S GO.
BUSH, RUN FOR IT!
Bushy: AW!
I WAS INCHES AWAY FROM A CLEAN GETAWAY.
WILL YOU LEAVE IT ALONE?
JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A SHORT ATTENTION SPAN
DOESN'T MEAN WE DO.
YEAH.
IT'S ALL BORING DOG SHOWS.
OH, HI, RALPH.
NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, WHY DON'T YOU GET LOST?
ME AND THE BOYS WERE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO PARTY.
WHERE'S RIFF RAFF?
UH, HE'S WORKING ALL NIGHT.
QUIET, AIRHEAD.
WORKING? ALL RIGHT.
BOYS, WE'RE GONNA PARTY RIGHT HERE.
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, RALPH.
RIFF RAFF WOULDN'T LIKE THAT.
THEN WE WON'T INVITE HIM.
OK, YOU DIMWITS, TAKE A HIKE.
YOU TAKE A HIKE!
J.J., TAKE A PICTURE OF OUR PALS.
Ralph: NOW GET RID OF THIS DEBRIS.
HELP!
RIFF RAFF, WHERE ARE YOU?
AS YOU CAN SEE,
WE TAKE THE CHOCOLATE THAT WE...BORROWED FROM YOU FOLKS,
MELT IT DOWN, AND MAKE OUR OWN BARS.
YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS.
IF YOU POINT ME TOWARDS THE DOOR,
MAYBE I CAN MAKE A BREAK FOR IT.
THAT'S OK, BUSH.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A NAP INSTEAD?
[YAWNS]
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, I AM AWFULLY TIRED.
[SNORING]
Cleo: THEY DIDN'T COME BACK FROM THE JOB LAST NIGHT,
AND THEY'RE NOT HERE.
I THINK SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO THEM.
HEY, HERE'S A GUMDROP.
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
SOMEONE'S LEFT A TRAIL OF GUMDROPS.
BET IT'S RIFF RAFF.
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
THIS MUST BE THE PLACE.
KEEP DOWN.
MONGO, QUIT BREATHING.
YOU'RE FOGGING UP THE WINDOW.
IT'S PUNKO AND THE POODLES.
THESE GUYS ARE BAD NEWS.
LET'S GET 'EM!
WE CAN'T.
THEY'D OVERPOWER US.
WE NEED HELP.
CLEO, YOU STILL GOT THOSE GUMDROPS?
YEAH, IN MY BAG. WHY?
RALPH'S A SUCKER FOR GUMDROPS,
AND WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS.
LET'S PAY HIM A VISIT.
RALPH, WE NEED YOUR HELP.
UH, HOW CAN I BE OF ASSISTANCE?
PUNKO AND HIS GANG
ARE HOLDING RIFF RAFF AND BUSH PRISONER.
HEY, THAT'S TOO BAD.
HMM.
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A YUMMY GUMDROP.
WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE YUMMY GUMDROPS.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF THESE?
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?
JUST COME WITH US.
Punko: LESSON NUMBER ONE.
NOTICE THE RICH COLOR OF THE MILK CHOCOLATE.
NOW, THAT COMES FROM STEALING ONLY THE BEST.
Ralph: OK, POODLES, SMILE!
GRRR!
YEOW!
THIS IS YUMMY CHOCOLATE.
MUCH YUMMIER THAN GUMDROPS.
OF COURSE IT'S YUMMY, YOU DUMB CAT.
IT'S MY VERY OWN RECIPE.
MMM!
THANKS, BABY.
NOT THIS LITTLE TWERP AGAIN!
YEOW!
OOH!
AAH!
GRRR!
LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY POODLES!
RIFF RAFF...
HERE, BOY!
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
[PANTING]
WOOF WOOF!
WHY, YOU...
OH, BOY.
WHOA!
[YAWNS]
WHAT A SWEET BUNCH OF GUYS.
WOW! I MUST BE DREAMIN'.
THOSE ARE THE BIGGEST CHOCOLATE SUNDAES I'VE EVER SEEN.
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
HEY KIDS, REMEMBER THAT A BIG PART
OF BEING A PET OWNER IS KEEPING YOUR PET CLEAN.
NO, NOT A BATH!
WASHNG YOUR PET REGULARLY HELPS FREE HIM OR HER
OF THOSE NASTY OLD TICKS AND FLEAS.
I HATE BATHS!
NOT TO MENTION MAKING A BIG IMPROVEMENT
ON THE WAY THEY SMELL.
OOH!
OH WELL, A LITTLE BATH NEVER HURT ANYONE!
- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU